Barnum’s Law

A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.

Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register

Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999

Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Law of Large numbers

Coxie coping.

Pet hunting is rng related and not related to the law of large numbers

by TLOLN January 27, 2023

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

half-niece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

steppibling-in-law

1- Steppibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's steppibling.

My steppibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's nibling's spouse.

My co-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021

Its Law

A better way of saying "it's the law" but removing the "it" because it's unnecessary. Also an alternate form of stating the facts without having to explain yourself. "It is what it is, stop trying to find a reason" kind of vibe

*Ally is rocking her new channel bag for a day at work at the morgue (cause she is a doctor) and one of her classmates approaches her about her bag*

person: "your bag shouldn't be in here, its like not the place for that"

Ally: "mm, yes I can, its law. What you cant do is mind my business, and that's law too"

by GAC.XTRA July 24, 2024

plasma viral law breaker

this is when someone records a viral post and doesnt include the original creator of the post that went plasma viral, and steal all their content. the punishment is the worst death possible instantly. otherwise the creator dont mind you making him more famous and loving him, but if no one knows its him, whats the point?

he wanted to steal that guy content so he would get rich instead of him and make him homeless and die, what a plasma viral law breaker.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 25, 2022