A trout kiss is a series of small, rapid kisses that can be sent through the air, or applied to the forehead, cheek or, more romantically, on the lips.

It’s an innocent form of affection that’s suitable for couples, while being silly and sweet enough to be family-friendly.

It’s called a trout kiss because the series of kisses causes you to make a fish-like face.

Daniel estimates that he gives Julie somewhere between 50 to 1,000 trout kisses per day.

Trout Kiss by Joness Jones February 19, 2025

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Chemo kiss

The act of kissing your friend until he passes out, and then removing all his body hair.

Why is all my hair gone?
I gave you the chemo kiss

Chemo kiss by yeyyea February 24, 2025

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National Kiss Your Catcher Day

Give you Catcher a big smooch

You: You know what day it is right.
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*

National Kiss Your Catcher Day by jigglenutz34 March 6, 2025

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Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.

“A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”

Calamari Kiss by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025

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