The Moment of Sorrow

That moment in The Office when they sing “9,986,000 Minutes” to Michael.

The moment of sorrow begins when Michael looks at his employees and whispers “somethings happening...”

by Ken Bone Adams February 19, 2021

Woman Moment

When someone (usually women) think its a good idea to give themselves bangs

Person A: Whats wrong with your hair?

Prrson B: I had a woman moment last night.

by momenthaver August 7, 2025

John Moment

When you spell something horribly

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment

by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021

Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.

Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment

by Zan van April 15, 2022

Maestro Moment

A moment in which the sheer magnitude of the Maestro’s genius can be felt by others through the greatness of his actions they bear witness to.

I’ll never forget our experience salvaging that Spanish treasure hoard, that was a Maestro moment.

by JJG69 June 20, 2024

a dufuker moment

a dufuker moment is when you and a friend are both thinking about what a person said to you or somebody else and you're just there like "da fuckkk ???"🤨🥴

"yeoo on my momma if I die a virgin please tell my kids I love em"

*looks at friends* = a dufuker moment

by playgirl__DMV December 9, 2020

Kaiden moment

Kaiden is an awkward 8th grade boy we’re basing this on he’s a shy soccer boy one time he kicked the ball instead of hitting it in volleyball in PE due to his soccer player genes. He’s very clumsy and knocked a girl over in pe and just stood there like the standing emoji and walked away awkwardly not knowing what to say.

Boy: “omg that kid just pushed me and didn’t even say sorry and just looked at me awkwardly not knowing what to say”
Girl: “omg Kaiden momenttt”

by Dani33 September 22, 2021