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Dirty Dog

by M3ga Bea5t November 9, 2020
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Dirty Desk

N. the act of concealed manual sex during class.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.
Tom: Dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE DIRTY DESK?!?! That big foreheaded bitch, Sophia, got caught in the Dirty Desk!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!
by IdgafadaBrada November 17, 2010
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Dirty moose

This sexually intimate act sees two males urinate around a room and await a female. When the female enters the room, the two moose have a sword (penis) fight as the female watches on. The victorious moose charges the female, head butting her in the buttocks to tenderise her meat. He then enters her in either orifice. She whimpers in submission.
My brother and his friend were at a 40th and decided to impress a lady. They decided to fight for intimacy by doing the dance of the dirty moose
by Hedgehog7 July 5, 2019
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Dirty Salem

When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.
Friend: how was it last night
You: I dont want to talk about it, I did a dirty salem to her cat
by Comeeatmebroo June 28, 2020
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Dirty Sigrid

"Pulling a Dirty Sigrid" is ruining (or fucking up) a discord server, by forcing everyone in it to a monarchy. With the person who pulled a Dirty Sigrid being the monarch.
This once was a good server, but since she pulled a Dirty Sigrid . I moved on
by ItsSven64 September 13, 2021
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Dirty Rasmus

A "Dirty Rasmus" is when you are having sex with your partner while you are thinking of is your favorite 2D girl.
Last night when I did it with this ugly guy Chris, I did the "Dirty Rasmus".
by KentAgentbög April 16, 2020
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Dirty maegen

Cutting off ur pubs then putting them in a can of beans befor useing it as a pocket pussy
Mate : what did you do on the weekend?
Me: I got bored so i did a dirty maegen
by Potatoeswithnodoors May 9, 2020
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