N. the act of concealed manual sex during class.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.
Tom: Dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE DIRTY DESK?!?! That big foreheaded bitch, Sophia, got caught in the Dirty Desk!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!
by IdgafadaBrada November 17, 2010

This sexually intimate act sees two males urinate around a room and await a female. When the female enters the room, the two moose have a sword (penis) fight as the female watches on. The victorious moose charges the female, head butting her in the buttocks to tenderise her meat. He then enters her in either orifice. She whimpers in submission.
My brother and his friend were at a 40th and decided to impress a lady. They decided to fight for intimacy by doing the dance of the dirty moose
by Hedgehog7 July 5, 2019

When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.
by Comeeatmebroo June 28, 2020

"Pulling a Dirty Sigrid" is ruining (or fucking up) a discord server, by forcing everyone in it to a monarchy. With the person who pulled a Dirty Sigrid being the monarch.
by ItsSven64 September 13, 2021

A "Dirty Rasmus" is when you are having sex with your partner while you are thinking of is your favorite 2D girl.
by KentAgentbög April 16, 2020

by Potatoeswithnodoors May 9, 2020
