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anal crossing

The action of 2 people putting each end of a long set of anal beads in the ass of one another and pulling creating a crossing bridge.
Jim and I pulled so hard but it was in so deep we just made an anal crossing
by CloudXlimit May 14, 2021
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Anal Buckling Shit

Anal Buckling Shit, or ABS for short, are the ones that leave you feeling exhausted and week on the toilet, usually with the unfortunate victim being in a cold sweat, digging their fingernails into their thighs and praying to whatever God will listen to their cries of agony.

For a shit to be considered an ABS it must have multiple things:
*Initial shit has no gas, just a chocolate shotgunning of the inside of the bowl.
*Your balls/taint get absolutely chocolate washed
*There's barely any solid stool in the toilet the damage is done
*underside of the seat has shit on it
*after wiping and standing up, you feel a sharp pain and a gurgle and immediately have to sit back down

Nobody is quite certain how ABS occurs. It can be a symptom of Irritable bowel syndrome compounded with eating alot of greasy foods, on a particularly hot/humid day, or it can be from having a destroyed asshole from too many violent bowel movements.
I had 3 Dortio Tacos from Taco Bell and chased it with a hot coffee on a 95 degree day with 85% humidity. What followed minutes after was an Anal Buckling Shit that put the Death Star's explosion to shame.
by Greasyfoodinthebowl January 19, 2025
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Anal

by Dcpro77 June 1, 2022
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anal allie

A girl who secretly likes anal, is an anal pornstar, and her name is Allie.
George:Dude that girl likes it bareback

Hudson: Ya I know, I already tapped that and she is and anal allie
by Versace2013 November 13, 2013
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Amish Anal

Amish anal is when you pour heavy cream in your partners anus and have anal sex until it turns into butter.
I gave my old lady the Amish Anal last night! Would you like some toast?
by Bryoo April 10, 2023
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Anal lemonade

Anal lemonade is a term used when you piss into someone’s anus and then they pour it back out into a cup, which creates ANAL LEMONADE
I’m really in the mood for some Anal lemonade
by Annaconda67 June 19, 2024
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anal tank

The act of tanking anal is penetrating the anal hole in an excessively hard way.
Bro I just got anal tanked... 🍆😩
by Analtank69420 October 3, 2018
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