close your head

badass way of saying "shut up"

"close your head, bo, and i won't squirt metal."

by sspades March 22, 2009

box your ears

To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.

The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.

by DR March 13, 2005

so's your face

A universal comeback to any witty remark someone makes at your expense. Do not worry about context, because it makes sense in ANY context... always.

From Scrubs:

JD: ...if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!

Elliot: J.D.--

J.D.: So's your face.

Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.

J.D.: "So's your face" always makes sense.

Carla: J.D., that's stupid.

J.D.: So's your face! I'm on fire! Heyoooo!

JD leaves victorious.

Laster that day:

Elliot: Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?

J.D.: That doesn't even make any sense!

Elliot: So's your face!

J.D.'s Thoughts: Dammit! Walked into that one!

by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

running your mouth

saying smart ass things and generally bitching at a fast pace. Yelling out paragraphs of bitchyness really quickly. Blabbing nonsensical things in an argument just to take up time and have your voice heard.
(the running part means that is is done at a fast pace or else it would be called "walking your mouth")

"they were in a rational argument and she said something that offended him, so he started running his mouth to show his disaproval"

EX.

Him: hey, Jessica
Her: My name isn't fucking Jessica
Him: fuck, fuck, fuck, man, fuck, just fuck it man, fuck, fuck, fuck
Her: What the hell is wrong with you!?
Him: you need to stop running your mouth.
Her: Uh, I'm pretty sure it's you who is running their mouth.

by narcobitchleptic October 27, 2011

choke your chicken

The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!

choke your chicken until it bleeds.

by spezza_havlat January 17, 2006

Bob's your uncle

All will be well or simple as that.

You go and ask for the job -- and he remembers your name -- and Bob's your uncle.

by Brian August 26, 2003

Shit in your cornflakes

an exclamation of a terrible time, a horrible ordeal

Dave: Hey John, get out of here, me and and Alyssa are about to have some of that whammy-jammy

John: I'm not trying to shit in your cornflakes here, but i'm watching a movie

by Tee Dubbz December 16, 2008