Taking the poo

Takin the poo in the UK is used when u are kidding
-That’s a donkey!
+no.. it’s a cow
-I know, i am just taking the poo
by Lalala1655 December 29, 2021
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take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.
by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022
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take that so what

take that so what (vivi in 2020)
by evillittlec0ckroach January 21, 2021
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Take the hood off the hawk

Take the hood off the hawk: the act of pulling back the foreskin to expose the glans of the penis.
"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"
by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024
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Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.
by Shakingmyheadindespair August 25, 2023
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fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.
Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.
by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018
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To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (to urinate)
"Sorry guys, be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"
by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022
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