Michael

He is a caring guy, can be very awkward . He cares about you but has a funny way of showing it.

Oh my gosh Michael ! Don’t be weird

by MOVMIKE September 1, 2022

michael jackson bad

when something is really bad, often used in scary situations

"oh no..this is michael jackson bad."

by mikansupremacy July 31, 2021

Michael

He has an undeniably massive juicy absolutely slangin schlong and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around cause everyone knows that it’s true but some don’t wanna admit it

“Damn Michael has a big fat cock I’m jealous now, I’m so jealous.”

by Good soup November 21, 2021

michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021

Michael Donoghue

A young sexy fine specimen

Oh look it’s Michael Donoghue the sexy specimen

by Nathan pender lover October 11, 2021

Michael

This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him

Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗

by That bitch that will be there July 1, 2022

michael mihalovich

savage badass great taste in music

michael mihalovich is badass

by ghhfy May 4, 2018