Michael

This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him

Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗

by That bitch that will be there July 1, 2022

Michael Fastbastard

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.

Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

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"The Michael Fastbastard experience"

by JimGordon November 3, 2020

Michael Moynihan

A complete hipster and soyboy. Very skinny, tall, hair to his shoulders. Bony, lethargic, very unmotivated. Usual attire includes, red or blue flannel, generic classic rock shirt (ex. The Doors) checkered vans. Enjoys drinking lattes with extra soy milk. Will obsess over his girlfriend even after she breaks up with him because he has a wedgie fetish. Tries to get everyone to think she is a whore in return. Buys soyboy attire, such as flashy fallout backpack from Hot Topic, gets made fun of it, and insists it's "a gift". Says the same analogies over and over again. (example, "it's all a shit sandwich" , "the proof is in the pudding" , "it's an elephant in the room". Overthinks everything and thinks a girl wants to marry him if they make eye contact for a second.

"Dude, stop being like Michael Moynihan. You're never going to get the girls by giving them wedgies!"

by disposableheroes June 6, 2018

Michael kennedy

A grown man that no longer can handle his liquor so he turned into a stoner pussy

That pussy Michael Kennedy can’t keep his liquor down

by Michael Kennedy December 3, 2021

michael

michael aka jefe aka mike aka the softest guy you’ll ever meet. he’s the class clown always trying to make people laugh. he’s easy to talk to and would give you the world… if you’re lucky enough to date him, keep him

damn i wish i had a boyfriend like michael

yo where is michael at??

by Bute November 22, 2021

Michael

A male that gets sloppy seconds from his friends.

Damn, there's Michael always getting our sloppy seconds!

by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023

louisiana michael myers

A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.

"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"

by Someone Unavailable October 1, 2023