Having Your Cake

Eating and then throwing up soap, mostly from urinals.

Mike got dared to have his cake at a Bacholer's Party. He was sick for weeks afterwards.

Having Your Cake is a stupid dare most of the time.

by GabbehGurl July 11, 2010

cake before you break

to have sex before you break up.

just go cake before you break. man shut the fuck up.

by nahurgood November 28, 2007

tampa bay splooge cake

You cum in a man's ass then shove your fist up his Anus and lick his lower back. Then you cum in his mouth and yell "splooge!"

Dude he just splooged all in me like a Tampa bay splooge cake!

by Toulon October 06, 2013

Strawberry Short Cake

You fuck a hairy count ginger on the rag, then frost her cunt with cum. Could also be called a Red Velvet.

I gave that ginger girl a strawberry short cake. :-)

by J.M.K. March 04, 2015

Sponge cake and cream cheese

"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.

"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."

by Amanda Smith with the aid of Margot Landen August 02, 2005

Upside Down Pineapple Cake

This is when a guy masturbates upside down and cums on his own face. Often licking up the remaining cum.

Dude I was was so lonely last night I gave my self an Upside Down Pineapple Cake.

by bullpen 6/3 May 09, 2011

horizontal crab cake

When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.

Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 April 17, 2016