Bear .S

A large man with an even larger heart, also came to school with a fresh mullet on 31st of August 2020.

Hey look Bear .S is coming, RUNNNNN!

by Yeetusmyfeetus August 30, 2020

Masha and the bear

Masha is a fucking menace against society, not only is she stronger than a near and tiger combined, she also has superhuman powers such as speed, trickery/foolery/deception and many more not enough to fit in here

Bear: *roars louder than the speed of light*

Masha:*Laughs at his opponents weakness*

The narrator in masha and the bear singing the most beautiful melody to have ever touched earth:

by bronklebing225 February 10, 2024

Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.

Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!

by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017

Bear Trap

A homosexual man (Most likely a bear himself) with braces who partakes in cruising subculture. In search of other large hairy gay men. Mostly found behind glory holes.

"Whoa Chris, watch out before going in the bathroom."
"Why?"
"There could be a bear trap in there."

by Dr. Jack Marshburn esq. October 5, 2023

Lock Bear

An exotic legendary warlock with a bear form. Capable of all things known and unknown to man.

Incapable of dying, ever.

Bellum is one of the best Lock Bears known to man, in fact, he is the only Lock Bear

by Johntuckermustdie December 31, 2009

bear in the dumpster

When you have a huge turd stuck in your anus and it's raring to explode out.

Dude, I just ate some cheese, a slice of cake, and a shishito pepper. There's a huge bear in the dumpster right now.

by anonymous July 27, 2024

bear trap

slang term for a female to male transsexual who has undergone a near complete medical gender reassignment, but still has a vagina instead of opting for a phalloplasty.

Lucy thought she had a totally cute, totally buff and dreamy guy, but when she brought him home and the pants came off, it turned out Nick was a bear trap.

by cranberryzero January 19, 2015