The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.

"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.

by Rory Grue January 3, 2023

Double shot

When you ejaculate and sneeze at the same time

Guy 1: have you ever double shot before?
Guy 2: yeah, last night with my girlfriend. White stuff was everywhere

by ItsCrytic August 8, 2019

Shot

Another way of saying you’re high asf or drunk asf or just fucked up in general 😎

Damn Lydia you’re shot

I got shot last night 💀

by IFUKDONUTS August 21, 2019

border shot

Tequila, lime, and the tears of caged, undocumented migrant children separated from their families

Happy hour at the young republicans club has two dollar border shots

by Kool dj aids July 13, 2018

clamour shot

Female version of a dick pict. An intimate selfie of ones private bits.

That chick I met on Tinder last week is really into me. She keeps sending me all of these clamour shots, and now she's gone and vagazzled herself.

by leftoverbacon November 10, 2017

Shot it

Comes from the word ‘shot through’ shot it means when something or someone is strange or weird

Your shot it you mush

by Alex Hogg May 8, 2021

shot

smoked out. stupid

Tee: did you see the lady outside of 711. She was all shot

by aramat October 15, 2019