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garlic poo

Garlic poo is when it comes out of your bum.
by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023
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Lexi-poo

MY girlfriend, a name only gabe can say :), shes mine btw not urs. mine
gabe-LEXI POO I MISSED YOU,
lexi-I MISSED YOU TOO :)
gabe-I love you lexi-poo sussy wussy baka :)
by BALL1ST1Cgecko0 December 5, 2021
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Poo Poo Head

'Hes A Poo Poo Head'
by Mxhyb April 11, 2022
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Poo

A poo is used mainly as sex toys.
‘Babe, can we have sex?’ Mara said
‘Sure, you got the d1ldo?’ James replied
‘No, but I have my poo.’ Mara said

‘Nice one. Cant wait to fuck you.’ James said exitedly

They sat down on the bed and James Hornily and pulled down maras knickers and shoved in the large shit, it went all the way in.
‘Uh ahhh! More daddy more!!!’ Mara moaned

He pulled it in and out and hit her spot making her cum
by My sister is dead August 31, 2021
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poo-priming

Coined by Kirstie Allsopp, Love It Or List It UK in Yorkshire. Synonym of the "polishing of a turd."
Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."
by Fibi Felisimo March 31, 2025
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Poo-rat

Shitty little dog.
Usually yappy and annoying. Serves no apparent function apart from fouling the kitchen floor.
"Oh, gross, your poo-rat is trying to hump my foot!"

"The ambassador's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste and that absolutely hideous little poo-rat dog of his that pleasures itself against the shoes of his guests."
by Bewildered Xennial November 21, 2023
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big fat poo poo head

"big fat poo poo head" Is an insult, usually used by people below the age of 10.
This insult is one of, if not, the most used insults of all time.
It's origins are unknown, but it is said to have first been used somewhere in the 1970s.

Uses of this insult:
to annoy someone
to get them to shut up
to piss them off
Kid 1: Hey! You're a big fat poo poo head!
Kid 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAA! NAUGHTY YOU SAID BIG FAT POO POO HEAD! WAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MOMMY WAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
by godishornyaf November 19, 2023
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