Wampus Cat

A rarely seen beast native to the Hickman county\ Pinewood area. Thought to be extinct, until it's recent sightings. Cat Wampus has be known for it's fierce,elusive, and easily startled nature. The Wampus also has an optical allergen to camouflage. Which means pisses him off. If seen with "camo" on, drop your clothes and run. Its safer that way...

I was deer huntin, and ran across a Wampus Cat. Instantly I ripped off my "camo". Made a run for it. Because I'm not a dumbass.

by BrianMccaleb January 14, 2017

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Monty is a cat

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Cat stamp

A stain that cat leaves on any surface after going to the bathroom and not cleaning itself properly.

Your cat has just cat stamped my shirt.

by BrattyNatty August 23, 2012

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Nigger cat

Nigga cat

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Cat Bagging

"Cat Bagging" (verb, transitive): 1) the deliberate, retrospective act of concealing or attempting to conceal escaped truths. 2) A method of negating or limiting potential damage caused by acts of wanton truth-telling. 3) Successfully bidding for a prize cat in a cat auction. 4) Putting cats in a bag (often more than one and typically in one swift movement).
5) Cheating someone or something of their freedom.

"I took so many Ectos last night I'm gonna be cat bagging for a month at least!"

"Well, that's one politician who'll be doing plenty cat bagging this week!"

"Guess who's been cat bagging at the village fair, kids!"

"Helen's not home this weekend so I'll be ready to leave once I've done all the cat bagging."

"Most inmates will claim to have been cat bagged at some point during their stay in prison." -HM Prison Revue, 2014

"I gave that Gold Crested Eagle a proper cat bagging after I found it shitting in the vestibule"

by The King of Quill and Quiboard May 22, 2014

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