Piss Shit

The occurrence of taking a piss and suddenly having to shit at the same time.

I had to take a simple piss but wouldn't you know it...it turned out to be a whole piss shit.

by jim917 April 24, 2018

Piss Complected Moron

Any member of the CCP or Chinese National that supports the fuckery of the CCP. This definition shall include any person of Chinese derivation that supports the CCP Fuckery.

"Damn. Won Hung Lo is truly a *Piss Complected Moron.) He thinks communism hasn't really been tried but it has been a hundred times. He'll even China dumped it for European Fascism."

by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS January 3, 2022

insurance piss

When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

stinking pissed

When sweat smells like potent urine from intoxication of alcohol

He came home "stinking pissed"

by Unlocking_Freedom November 20, 2022

Your pissing me off

YOUR PISSING ME OFF LIKE BRUH WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SHOULNT OFFEND YOU AMY, YOU KNOW IM IN A MOOD AND U KEEP PUSHING ME TO MY LIMITS!!! LIKE WHEN I SAY IT HOW COME IT OFFENS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING ME LIKE BURH, have a good day <33333

me: Your pissing me off.
person: wow thanks

by Athiebear October 4, 2020

piss

R kelly's favorite drink.

"its amazing, like fucking children" - R Kelly

i love being pissed on- Lana Rhoades

by Unknown5908 August 8, 2022

Piss nuke

Put piss in a bottle with some vinigar and baking soda and throw it at minorities/transvestites

I threw a Piss Nuke at a Spanish furry Equestrian

by CalvanCalamarii December 9, 2024