back pissing

When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so it is pointing out of the back (similar to the "goat" or silence of the lambs tucking), you then back up to a urinal, bow forward and piss out the back.

I was so drunk at the game last night that I decided to drop my pants to my ankles, turn around and do some back pissing in in the urinal.

by b4dub March 26, 2013

So-pissed-icated

Adjective describing mainly females dressed in posh frocks and heels who teeter around when inebriated acting in anything but a sophisticated manner, despite their apparel.

The girls in ball gowns and high heels were smoking and using lewd language outside the pub and burst out laughing when one of them overbalanced and landed on the pavement, legs in the air in a so-pissed-icated manner

by Chrism June 7, 2013

Piss Pilot

The act of directing another persons piss.

Commonly by aiming their penis.

"I was so drunk last night I needed my GF to piss pilot for me"

by egroeG araT January 15, 2014

tramp pissed

To be shit faced drunk to a degree that is usually reserved for the homeless community.

This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.

Guy 1: dude I've had such a shit day, wanna grab a few beers

Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed

by w3z010 May 11, 2014

Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

piss

1. Pee
2. Way to express anger

1. Hold on, I need to take a piss.
2. Man: Hey where's my Gameboy?
Other man: Ummm... I dropped it in the toilet.
Man: Piss!

by Danny Tourettes Guy July 6, 2014

piss thistle

Piss thistle; the unexpected attacking from under-growth when you go for an alfresco pee

"Snuck off for a cheeky leak, piss thistles everywhere!"

by gockaboodle July 23, 2014