A highly unusual method of including your own mother in the midst of an irrelevant conversation or arguement, therefore creating confusion among those whom you are having a conversation with.
May also be used to interupt another group's conersation
May also be used to interupt another group's conersation
My Mom Jokes
Person 1:"I got a deadly new car! it's really fast"
Person 2:"My mom's really fast"
or
Person 1:"He's used to having balls in his mouth..."
Person 2:"My mom's used to having balls in her mouth"
Person 1:"I got a deadly new car! it's really fast"
Person 2:"My mom's really fast"
or
Person 1:"He's used to having balls in his mouth..."
Person 2:"My mom's used to having balls in her mouth"
by The T July 24, 2008
Get the My Mom Jokesmug. A stereotypical soccer mom residing in Orange County, California that drives a huge SUV, and has children with pretentious hipster names like Keaton, Colton, and Tiffany. She drives her children in an expensive gas-wasting SUV, and Their SUV's have stickers like "War Is Not the Answer" or "United We Stand", although they consistently vote republican. She does not have a job and spends most of the day at the beauty salon or buying useless shit at the shopping mall with his husband's money, who is usually never home.
That Mercedes Benz SUV, who cut me off and ran a red light while drinking a Starbucks Latte, is a Orange County Mom.
The Orange County Mom was late picking Brad up from his Soccer Tournament because she was out spending his husband's dough.
The Orange County Mom was late picking Brad up from his Soccer Tournament because she was out spending his husband's dough.
by partyrockstar222 April 27, 2016
Get the Orange County Mommug. by Louis Serino December 28, 2005
Get the your mom on a bunmug. originally derived from "your mom" but suffixing the "called" after a brief pause to add comedy and confussion to the recipiant
person a: dude, you're dumb
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?
person b: oh yeah... well... your mom!... called.
person a: (confused) seriously?
by luker May 28, 2004
Get the your mom calledmug. A bloxburg mom usually plays bloxburg with her friends, her style irl isbprobably a softie or something like that and they are usually very nice and like roleplaying with their bloxburg mom friends, some of them are super good at building houses in bloxburg and some of them are not. You also need robux to be a bloxburg mom, because bloxburg costs robux, and uh...
New player: *joins bloxburg for the first time*
Roblox Bloxburg Mom: Abc for mother and child roleplay
New player: Abc!
Roblox Bloxburg Mom: Abc for mother and child roleplay
New player: Abc!
by Random NoQ September 15, 2021
Get the Roblox Bloxburg Mommug. Band from Panama City, Florida. Awesome punk-rock band. The members are Tyler, Luke, and David. They have so much talent its almost sickening. Write frickin' awesome songs. Such songs include "I Hate the Flintstones" and "Panama Shitty."
Kid 1: Did you see that MBA show last night?
Kid 2: No
Kid 1: They kick your ass, my ass, and everyone else in the city's asses.
Kid 2: No
Kid 1: They kick your ass, my ass, and everyone else in the city's asses.
by xInsipidx January 8, 2005
Get the Mom's Burning Aromamug. A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
Person 1: Oh look, Taylor’s being embarassing again.
Person 2: She's Swaying and singing along, what is she even doing with her life anymore?
Person 1: She's doing the mom-croon. Just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.
Person 2: She's Swaying and singing along, what is she even doing with her life anymore?
Person 1: She's doing the mom-croon. Just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.
by tumblr trash September 27, 2015
Get the the mom-croonmug.