Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver

I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.

by Daldameht April 23, 2022

jack gelmi

he is an L bozo/ a Flop/ a massive fat wanna be esh lad
very bitchy

jack gelmi- im wanna be esh
everyone else- shut the fuck up faggot

by pppoper April 30, 2022

ass jack

1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool

1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack

by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022

Jack Swan

A Sid from toy story looking head ass, low key kinda hot though, not really the sharpest tool in the shed, but is a good reliable friend.

1: Yo man, are you friends with jack swan

2: No dude he looks like Sid from toy story

3: I am, he is kinda cool

by Toebourton May 12, 2022

jack dawson

Someone that is FINE ugh

jack dawson THE FINEST MAN IN THE WORLD <3

by jacks.hoe January 1, 2022

Jack Prichard

A person. That's about it. I think wants to be a police officer

Jack Prichard is smelly

by Kawnur Kay January 21, 2022

jack lake

A lot of men sit in a circle looking at one magazine, creating a lake of semen all over a single page.

Hey Jason, did you see that photo shoot? let’s take a trip to Jack Lake with the boys.

by supahstah69 May 29, 2022