Jesus Fucking Christ Hole

A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.

While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"

by poop master general October 14, 2022

Jesus Christ

My savior because he died on the cross to save our sins. If you don’t already know about Him learn about him in the Bible. Ok go to church.

Go to church to learn about Jesus Christ.

by Peskay February 24, 2022

Jesus

A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.

I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.

Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.

I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.

I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'

by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022

jesus

When a man has a fabulous Jesus, his hips and lower abs are extremely cut, just as our Lord Jesus’ was as depicted in almost all art and sculpture of him.

I love a guy with a great jesus peeking out of his jeans.

by Cheeky T August 13, 2023

jesus jogando bola

jesus jogando bola

"omg jesus jogando bola!"

by Tavissonic.lover January 5, 2023

jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

Jesus

A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.

Jesus: *walks by*

The boys: “hey fag”
Jesus: “hey guys” *says shyly*

by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023