Epic Hand Motion

When one does an Epic Face then follows it up with a hand motion where your pinky and ring finger are flexed and slightly elevated above your palm and your ring finger is sticking straight out but slightly bent and your index finger is pulled halfway in while your thumb is curled in and you move your hand in random directions.This was invented by RandyKane in Georgia History Class in 8th Grade.

Kane- *Epic Face*
Randy- *Epic Face*
Kane-*Epic Hand Motion*
Randy-*Epic Hand Motion*
Random Kid-OMG yall are so beasssttttt!

by Koozey December 14, 2011

Fecal Hand Shake

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.

Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake

by bobachop June 19, 2011

second hand drinking

when a sober person pretends to be drunk or acts stupid among drunk people

is that guy drunk?
no, it's just second hand drinking

by slashthenoob May 8, 2010

shitty lunch hands

when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.

shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.

diana: hey wtf?

shana: what?

diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.

shana: oh sorry. fml.

by artemiseyude June 5, 2010

hand-mouth dyslexia

noun: A condition in which one attempts to both say a number and visually represent it with one's fingers, yet the numbers are almost always accidentally unequal.

Samuel said, "Seeya at five," but only held up two fingers because he has hand-mouth dyslexia.

by Shayne Valencia July 28, 2008

hand-mouth dyslexic

Noun: One who has hand-mouth dyslexia.

Adjective: Being in a state of having hand-mouth dyslexia.

1. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's hand-mouth dyslexic.

2. Sam can't say a number and hold up the correct number of fingers at the same because he's a hand-mouth dyslexic.

by Shayne Valencia July 28, 2008

Second-Hand Jackass

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.

Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."

by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009