banana foot

a disease you get on your foot. It turns them yellow and you get banana like bruises.

Doctor: "i think you have banana foot. Im sorry."
man: "holy shit bro"

by crazy diseases March 15, 2023

The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.

Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.

by thelonepooper March 15, 2023

American football

A sport
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.

I like American football
Idk what to put

by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023

Little foot

Little foot

Little foot

by asd21a April 3, 2023

A Foot

A person who works the streets, walking back and forth along the sidewalks and roads, prostitution, etc.

She’s just a foot, brand new to the street game.

by Speedyg916 April 10, 2023

Tuck Foot

When your feet smell really bad

Oh my god dude, you got some mad Tuck Foot!

by Bicycling George May 3, 2023

Unknown Football Team Fan

A fan supporting either a crap team in the low-tier leagues or a private-owned football club or football academy.

Which team do you support?
Well, I am an Unknown Football Team Fan, so I have to say Cockhouse FC.
Bruv mate ur a Brexit geezer???

by w`aezsrdtfyvguhij8ghev May 10, 2023