A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.
Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)
Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)
Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!
by suziewar February 3, 2014
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Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.
Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.
Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.
by lozinator February 7, 2014
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When someone decides to protest their friendship with you or war against you by unfriending you on Facebook. Usually done by immature children.
When someone decides to protest their friendship with you or war against you by unfriending you on Facebook. Usually done by immature children.
Bob: Joe is mad at me for not inviting him to my party last weekend. He even unfriended me on Facebook.
James: Why?
Bob: He just wants me to notice his Facebook warfare so I know he's mad at me.
James: Why?
Bob: He just wants me to notice his Facebook warfare so I know he's mad at me.
by pseudoface February 24, 2014
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Facebook Yanni is at it again with her filtered photo of baby birds hatching, telling me to "move forward" and "let it go" because "we should be grateful" that we are "blessed". Bite me, Facebook Yanni. I know you're as miserable as the rest of us are.
by SheLarry66 October 3, 2014
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Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
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This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.
by snakecatcher14 December 21, 2014
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by Timmy January 1, 2015
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