Massive boner

When someone has an extreme like for someone or something

James has a massive boner for burger king!

by Ross T G Gibson December 4, 2023

Stoner Boner

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high

I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.

by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023

boner

Basically just your penis standing up.

Guy 1: Yo, you got a boner!
Guy 2: I know. I don't know why.

by iranoutofideas724 August 2, 2023

boner army

The groups of young men that follow popular influencers because of the raging boners they get from the pictures they post online. Phrase created by the Drew and Mike podcast.

Livy Dunne has such a huge boner army following her around she doesn’t feel safe going to class anymore.

by GetSchwifty19556 August 31, 2023

Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.

Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.

by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023

Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023

Justice Boner

The feeling you get when justice is finally performed on someone has been dersiving of it for some time. This is generally heightened wit the demise of corrupt officials.

"Finally Trump is being charged for incitement of the January 6th insurrection. I have such a justice boner right now."

by Zombieslayer69 September 24, 2023