the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.
by chris doan January 09, 2005
bird is a word
A well a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
by ananciveleturban September 15, 2018
by Madame President May 04, 2018
a thing with feathers that lives in a tree for some reason, and chirps loudly at 3:00 AM. No one knows why they are so stupid, and annoying.
by rainas adVice for dummies May 26, 2023
a flying robotic spy sent by the government to spy on people disguised as animals with mechanics that resemble flesh
by girrafe_101 May 03, 2019
Nickname for a man who might have bird-like features. For example, a large downwards pointing nose, or a small but tall frame.
by Athen Mohiney March 22, 2024