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bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
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joshy poo

Nevaeh Schroeder’s crush since 6th grade and has rejected 23 boys just for him and will wait for him forever to life to death<3. Nevaeh fell in love with him the first time she laid sight on him. she wish she told joshy poo everything
your joshy poo. Nevaeh likes you!!!
by Your.love November 20, 2021
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nanny nanny poo poo

a teasing little thing, kind of like BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: stop thattt
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: i am going to gauge your eyeballs out if you say that one more time
by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024
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poo

omg there are the poos
by EveConnaughton January 11, 2021
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poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment
'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'
by Stegorubber January 19, 2017
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Poo Nut

When you poop multiple mini little turds
Hey Jeff! Guess what! I just pooped 5 poo nuts!
by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017
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