Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.

Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 23, 2020

dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022

Piss pole

Penis

She was desperate, for my piss Pole.

by Piss Pole April 25, 2022

piss girl

Gabe’s girlfriend is the piss girl

“Gabe’s girlfriend is the piss girl”

by Boooya321 May 4, 2023

Piss Milk

When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it

“I dare you to drink a piss milk bruh”

by Chickenhandler3000 October 6, 2021

Piss Soap

A crude type of soap, typically made with a base of piss.

This practice is commonly used amongst survival strategists and D-Day preppers, so that when they are put in the wild, they will be able to stay clean.

"Hey, Jim! Have you seen my Piss Soap? I can't find it anywhere, and I need to shower for my date!"

by Piss Man February 26, 2021

pissed out

Pissed out or all pissed out means bedding, stuffed chairs, sofas, car seats and the like that has been ruined by urine leaked by incontinent users.

I sat down in a theater seat and told my date, "Honey, this seat stinks; it's all pissed out!"
Sorry lady, I had too much beer and pissed out your love seat.

by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021