Turd Perfect

As good as things can get for a piece of shit

Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect

by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017

Sinosauro pelifero

Davide

You are a Sinosauro pelifero. (You are a Davide)

by Anonymouse10010101 May 15, 2017

the perfect rodeo

This is a combination of The Perfect Stranger and The Rodeo. Start banging the girl doggy style, then swap out with your buddy, run outside, and when he sees you he calls out her sister’s name to hold on, then you wave at her from outside the window.

Dude, do you want to pull a The Perfect Rodeo on this chick?

by Superjay76 October 26, 2017

nut perfection

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.

Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"

by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017

erection perfection

"when the erection satisfys an interactee. Not necessarily limited to penis"

"I was having a look at what Bob had made, and it was quite simply erection perfection"

by Greedylilshoewhore April 21, 2018

Chase peifer

The most amazing person ever with the most amazing girlfriend

Look at that chase peifer

by Chad pat January 10, 2018

the_perfect_drug

Need pay for my 6 meals a day :
www.patreon.com/jackistoofat

the_perfect_drug aka jack thinks walking once a day is a special accomplishment

by AtoK June 8, 2018