Fart-queef

When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.

Katie was eating kale chips on the couch and let a fart-queef out.

by Kalechipsandfarts January 7, 2021

fart blower

A person who talks out of their ass.

They talk excessively but have no idea what they are talking about & just like to hear themselves speak.

Yo. I was watching Chris Coumo on CNN talking about how great he is.

What a fart blower

by MeBig 911 January 11, 2021

TRUMP FART

A Fart that comes from a person in the room and when is accused, adamantly denies such fart. Said farter, never, ever, accepts the fart as theirs, and blames everyone else in the room. Then tweets about it.

Dude, what the fuck! Did you just fart? Don't deny your Trump Fart.

by WindellsE January 11, 2021

Tectonic Fart

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles that creates a shift in the Earth's crust.

Brad's tectonic fart shook the table and knocked off a glass of water.

by pork21 January 15, 2021

Fart Curse

Getting super dunked on by sports betting and jinxing every team

Peter has had the fart curse for months

by Weecher January 20, 2021

Accidental Fart

A accidental fart is when you release a fart accidentally

Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher

Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention

Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear

Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Foxtail farts

When you fart on thermal camera, and it shows up in the thermal imaging.

Person 1: *farts in the cold in front of thermal camera

Person 2: WTF?

Person 2: Yep, that's one of those foxtail farts.

by NootNootProductionz February 12, 2021