chinese ice cream

The term for eating blue waffles.

"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"

by Ben shitty February 28, 2017

Berries and Cream

Involves a man cumming, then a woman smearing it on his testicles and sucking it off.

“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”

by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021

You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.

Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.

by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015

Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).

My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

cream soda

Cumming in someones drink while they're away.

"Okay, which of you fuckers gave me a cream soda while I was taking a shit"

by logistikalism November 22, 2019

Fiddlers cream

When you and the bros tie your dicks into a pretzel and came at the same time.

“We gotta fiddlers cream tonight boys”

by Saulggoodman51 March 23, 2024

ice cream

the most delicious thing you'll ever taste!

person 1: I would like an ice cream with the flavor vanilla and strawberry insida a cone, sprinkles, chocolate syrup, whipped cream and the final touch, a cherry on top!

person 2: … right away sir…

by •~•Icecream unicorn•~• October 2, 2020