the cream pie

When something is the best

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie

by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017

Under the Cream

When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.

I drank 47 beers last night and puked everywhere, I'm definitely under the cream today.

by hawk8008 December 9, 2020

crazy cream

cream that go crazy

“I had a time last night, she had that crazy cream man!”

by kittymuncher30000 January 16, 2023

Cream Pie

Is an ugly girl lies about how you rape her because you wouldn’t date her so you get lock up as a sex offender especially even underage girls. To give you the most heinous crime where even prisoners is the only crime they hate and kill you for it or rape you all the time for it. And then get killed.

This cream pie is going to the worst HELL possible.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ July 13, 2024

Creamed

When you fuck up your chances with hoes by being vagina repellent

Joe 1: Bro did you see how Chris creamed that shit
Joe 2: yeah that fag Aint ever finna get pussy

by ketaminerocks69 November 23, 2019

Offspring Cream

Cum, semen, jizz, baby batter

He pulled out and landed a dollop of his offspring cream all over my tits

by Cingy Von Brock May 26, 2025

chinese ice cream

The term for eating blue waffles.

"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"

by Ben shitty February 28, 2017