Cock Block

Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"

I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.

by Sean Feeney August 16, 2007

cock chops

Secret snowboarding term used when your mate has made a complete mug of themselves on the piste. From this day forward there's no return for them and they will forever be know as a cock chop.

"Where's Tim?"

"Who?"

"Tim"

"Oh you mean cock chops?, he's at the bar"

"Oi, cock chops, get us a beer"

by Ulrich Schnauss March 25, 2008

cock syrup

man milk. A delicacy to Norwegian girls, best served hot.

Hanna is obsessed with cock syrup bro! Seriously, we haven't even pre-faded yet and she already wants it.

by Ammarvelous August 8, 2011

Cock Hound

The Dick Bandits sidekick. This is usually some sort of retriever and aides the Dick Bandit by sniffing out potential cocks to steal.

I went to pet your dog and he totally stole my dick, he is such a Cock Hound!

by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

billy cock

beating someone to death with your erect penis

"I'm gonna billy cock it!"

by rph123 December 9, 2008

Candy Cock

A Child Molester, Some Who Dates People Alot Younger Than Them. Basically A Paedophile In Some Way Or Another.

"Look at that fucking candy cock wif the five year old girlfriend"

"Candy Cocked mother fucker, gimme mah sheeeet"

by Andy "Big Dick" Shone May 23, 2007

Ginormous Cock

1) N. A fictional size of wang.

Heather saw Chad's Ginormous Cock.

by :) January 29, 2003