The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

De-wine-drated

De-wine-drated, something you can use when you need wine or have a lack of wine.

"I'm so de-wine-drated"

by Luo binghe February 17, 2024

Henry Villalva De Vera

The most handsome man
Soft
Deserves the whole world
Is cute

Henry Villalva De Vera is the most handsome man.

by Lhae November 24, 2021

de wet

De Wet is the Irish's answer to the tall dark and handsome stereotype. With his gorgeous ginger locks, boyish good looks and afinity for all things Pokemon, a De Wet will most certainly star in the fantasies of Jamaican Bobsled team-members. If you ever come accross a De Wet, be sure to catch em!

Person 1: "Sally, I met a De Wet last night... I was chasing a rare Pokemon and his ginger hair caught my eye"

Person 2: "Well I hope you caught him too!"

by BlackRose512 March 9, 2017

randy vergel de dios

half eboy half john b

hes such a randy vergel de dios

by lberry December 22, 2020

Des

Des that one guy who watches my strange addiction and says I do that too

and instead of playing with friends he spends his time watching the couch sitting on the TV

WE CANT LIVE WITHOUT DES

by tghnmowiygefidos January 14, 2020

Parlé de la main gauche

Expression that someone will use to try to explain that two people are not communicating very well

Nadyne dit: encore une fois Éric parlé de la main gauche.

by Desmains July 3, 2023