Kim Jong Poo

The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.

Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022

poo

It is someone who lets out a gaf..

"i took a massive gaf poo"

by gafhater58 August 27, 2023

Poo Boy

A person who eats bakes Daily and has a major skill issue

Are you eating bakes again your such a poo boy

Charlie put them bakes down your such a poo boy

Ooo Charlie you better not be eating them bakes again you Poo Boy

by 2D bodward November 3, 2022

Poo-boom

When one unexpectedly experiences abdominal pain that results in one knowing that a shart is imminent so it is held in until an explosive situation happens on the toilet.

For example, after Steve got back to his desk in the cubicle he said to his friend, Mark, "Dude, I held in a shart and then...poo-boom all hell broke loose on the toilet."

by tyamazing June 23, 2017

poo shysti

Wanna be famous rapper.

Did you get the concert tickets for us to go see poo shysti?

by Frieda Hess December 9, 2022

priscilla (poo poo pants)

Priscilla is the best singer in the world and does not let hate get to her, "stop singing like a monkey, you're not funny." she also unconditionally loves her boyfriend even if people insult him, "you should break up with that ugly bf of yours, he likes to be racist to you in bed." everybody loves to twerk on Priscilla because she has a lubricious boo boo.

taylor: "omg, priscilla i totally hate that bf"
priscilla (poo poo pants): "i don't care, i love him
taylor: "he's literally racist to your kind."
priscilla: "i don't care, i love him"

by yoursecretadmirerxoxo32 April 5, 2023

Secret agent poo

When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.

Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons

by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022