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the bite of '87 

The Bite of '87 was an incident that occurred in 1987 at the second Freddy Fazbear's Pizza location. It was briefly mentioned by Phone Guy in the first game.
The details of this attack and the identity of the animatronic responsible are unknown, but it allegedly caused the victim to lose the frontal lobe of their brain. The victim survived the attack.

The incident contributed to a loss in the company's reputation, which was one of the numerous incidents that resulted in a major drop in business going forward.

As a result of the incident, the animatronics were no longer allowed to wander around the building during the day; the management decided to limit their free-roaming mode to nighttime, so as to "prevent their servos from locking up", as stated by Phone Guy.

funny robot go chomp chomp!!!
A: was that the bite of '87?!?!?!?

B: no shut up

at the speed of laughs 

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.
The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!

The DNA of the soul 

Memes, the DNA of the soul
-Monsoon, Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.
Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

The Wrong One 

A person that is initially underestimated in a fight, but ends up molly-whopping his/her opponent .
That dude messed with the wrong one!

You better walk away, I'm the wrong one
The Wrong One by rkeeezy August 20, 2015

Fancy the pants off 

Have a huge crush on, desire, love, obsess about.
I fancy the pants off that guy who works in the book shop. He's gorgeous.
Fancy the pants off by vista_fail September 28, 2010