Poo chimney

The chimney created by your shirt that allows poo air to hit you in the face when you are doing a shit

Just went and did a shit and God damn my poo chimney was pungent

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Chrisy poo

A Fat Vacuum. Typically has big boobies and eats lots of chips. They are CONSTANTLY charging their controller and are Latino-Asian American.

You are such a Chrisy Poo

by Concreteman05 April 24, 2022

poo

it comes out of my ass

hey dude do you like poo?

yes i do i like big poo hahahahahah

by poogod69 April 25, 2022

Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

poo poo stinky

adj. bad, embarassing. Used as a derogatory adjective to describe either an action, individual, or object

That is really poo poo stinky of him.

by weewoo04 April 29, 2022

reasonably large poo

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."

by stan claire May 1, 2022