mid life musings

A less dramatic version of a mid life crisis. You start to reflect on the good ol' days and wish you were back there.

I can't stop thinking about shit from back in the day. Think I'm having a mid life crisis.

Nah man, sounds like mid life musings to me you're all good.

by ald81 June 19, 2018

Grab life by the tip

When a soccer/wine mom has no good advice left to tell their children.

Soccer son: Mom I’m really sad about this thing

Soccer mom: Son, sometimes you just gotta.. um.. Grab life by the tip and uh.. show it who’s boss!

Soccer son: no thanks mom.

by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018

no game no life s2

never existed and will never exist

weeb: when will no game no life s2 will come out
life: never

by piKa4u22 February 2, 2019

What's the meaning of life

42.

The reason why is that advanced alien beings create a supercomputer, called Deep Thought, to figure out the answer to the so-called Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. After calculating for 7.5-million years, Deep Thought determined the answer was the number 42.

Me: What's the meaning of life?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: 42
Me: Why?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Yes.

by Doge man DEFINES April 3, 2022

That's life in the big city

It's a line from the 1987 film RoboCop. Spoken by an executive of a weapons manufacturer immediately following the death of his colleague at a failed demo of their new mechanized law enforcement robot. The character exemplifies the callous, dog-eat-dog mentality popular amongst business execs in the 80’s. It borders on sociopathic — similar to the nature in which Patrick Bateman speaks in American Psycho.

Cox: Too bad about Kinney, huh?
(Kinney shot to death by mech minutes ago)
Morton: *shrug* That's life in the big city.

by Proto Following Chomo January 22, 2021

Thug life CJ

Cody junior aka C TO THE MOTHA FUCKIN J, thug life Cj, Cj raisin, Cj lemon, christopher Joseph. He loves his gta and Pepsi.

guy 1: yooo I found a Pepsi.

Guy 2: wait that’s Thug Life CJs Pepsi!!!
Guy 1: shit I drank it!!! What do I do?

Guy 2: you must 1v1 him in gta now.

Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOO!

by Big_wong21 February 3, 2021

Comeback of a life time

if someone tells you to kill ur self, say to them: "if i were to kill myself, i would climb up to your ego level, and jump down to ur IQ level."

i used it on someone and they never spoke to me again. so i call it the Comeback of a life time

by 55DEadshot55 February 8, 2021