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Family House Day

On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House
David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced

David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
by Loe Mester October 19, 2022
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out-house recruiter

(1) When you get an email or LinkedIn message from a recruiter who implies he/she is retained by a company to recruit for a job, but in fact he/she is submitting unsolicited candidates for a role.
(2) The opposite of an in-house recruiter / retained search.
Out-house recruiter: "Hi, I'm writing since you'd be great for an analyst role I'm trying to fill." Me: "Is this a retained search?" Out-house recruiter: "No." Me: "No thanks" and then I recommend a colleague I hate and I hope will take a different job, if by some miracle the out-house recruiter is able to place the candidate.
by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020
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House Arrest

The sentence you plea down when you turn on your crew or turn states!
Oh, I see your new ankle bracelet! Nice, doing House Arrest I take it. Sucks to be you tho when your boys get out! Nice knowing ya!
by RickyBigDick May 4, 2021
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Welsh House Farm

The best primary in the world, if you’d want your child to excel in life, bring them to this school!
“Yooo! your kid goes Welsh House Farm? They’re going to be smart as hell!”
by TheGold5NChilD October 10, 2021
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Alpha House

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Alpha house is only for alpha omega males
by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019
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two night house

a house that is built overnight. often in a setting with a whole row of houses identical to one another. in an area full of lower class people who they're rich because their house is big-ish, when really, that house was put over night by a rather shitty team of construction workers.
the houses in The Colony, Texas

Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.
by That Girl That Stalked You March 20, 2011
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