Eat shit and die

Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.

Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.

by Balfi December 11, 2019

eat the happy meal

to swallow sperm

I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017

eat, the revolution

A scary game where you eat

person 1: Hey! im gonna play Eat, the revolution
person 2: HELL NO
person 1: why?
person 2: UNCLE HUNGER FROM THAT GAME WILL KILL YOU!!!

by Acidd September 15, 2022

eat

why would you search this up? stop reading this!

"why are you still reading this?!" and why did you search up eat?!

by why did you search this up?! June 6, 2019

you can't eat it but it eats you

Describes venomous snakes in which the venom is of the type that liquefies human skin

Beware of this kind of snake if you're hiking. You can't eat it but it eats you.

by pentozali November 9, 2013

eat a donut, ma'am

When your spanx perfect pants are working.

Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.

by agropuffs November 4, 2022

Cheeky Eat

To quickly or swiftly attempt the shoving of a small item of food, rubbish, or anything of the sort, into one’s mouth, using the element of surprise.

*friend looking away, unaware*
*me swiping my hand to his mouth, with an old sandwich*

“CHEEKY EAT!!”

by Dr Baron Ockmann August 12, 2024