Day$okee

The sexiest rapper of all time. Also makes absolute bangers.

"Hey bro you hear that new Day$okee?"
"Ofc, bro can't make a bad song"

by Ventrix April 20, 2022

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Carly Day

Carly Day is a civic holiday on March 3 and is recognized in some areas of Western Canada - but not many. There are ongoing union disputes surrounding the holiday and various lobby groups are struggling to have it recognized as a statutory holiday as celebrations grow larger every year. Most unique part of Carly Day celebrations are the hats. Carly Day hats usually are bright purple visors worn upside down. Some have animal print or rainbow bands and a rat tail like braid that extends from the back - to which people add charms. Each year on Carly Day a new charm gets added to the Carly Day visor. Common symbols on Carly Day visor charms are: vikings, grilled cheese, or the corno portofortuna. It is also customary to only wear hot pants and pink sneakers on this day. It is a little known fact that carly must also act as a slave to other family members joining in this celebration. Many people gather with family and friends to compose their own Carly Day rap songs.

The historical roots of Carly Day surround the following of comet 209P/Linear though the first celebration of Carly Day is not recorded.

Lisa: "Will you come to my birthday barbecue tomorrow, Chad?"

Chad: "Oooo sorry Lisa. I just can't. It's Carly Day tomorrow. My mom got me a new corno charm and I've got my telescope set up to watch 209P/Linear all night long."

Lisa: "Dammit. Why did I plan my party for Carly Day."

by Jimmy Farmerson March 3, 2020

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Mitski Day

Mitski Day is on the 9th of April. This day is where we celebrate Mitski's existence and amazing music.

"Bro why are you crying so much today whilst listening to something on your phone?"

"Don't you know? It's Mitski Day today, I must listen to her like you should!"

by Tomi tom tom March 27, 2022

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Flash day

April 20 flash your body to a friend, best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend or Just a friend That you are comfortable showing your body to.

Jone: hey John, Take a look at my breasts, what do you think of them, and also my ass and vagina.

John: That beautiful, take a look at mine and tell me what you think.

Jone: That’s a really nice penis John

Together: HAPPY FLASH DAY!!

by Loreal men expert April 18, 2018

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