Slap a soccer player day

Any soccer player you see slap them on November 6th

Me: Hey you know what today is
Friend: Slap a soccer player day

by SQUISHY WONTON October 29, 2019

Double Slap Ass Month

The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass

Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"

by Bandokay Lz November 3, 2019

National slap ass week

You may slap or GRAB anyone’s ass no percussions the week of November 2-6

Ya I got to slap her ass it’s national slap ass week

by The perv from Pakistan November 6, 2020

Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021

Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

Slap Animal Name 2020

If someone has the nickname of an animal, this is the year you slap 'em without permission poll

Slap Animal Name 2020

by ThatMooseyyMan January 29, 2020

National Slap Lincoln Day

May 4th is National Slap Lincoln Day! Find a Lincoln and slap him!

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about national slap lincoln day?

Guy 2: Oh yeah! I think there's a Lincoln in my math class

Both guys: let's get em.

by Ava_The_Cado March 11, 2020