ass in a crack

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.
by Appauling July 11, 2014
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Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity
If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.
by yrgh October 20, 2024
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Cracks in the Brick Path

Idiom. Used as, "That's another crack in the brick path", or, "Those are cracks in the brick path." A saying used to describe an event or situation that could eventually be detrimental in the future, but is sustainable and superficial for the present. Or, something that can be fixed in the future and doesn't mean much now.
Ex: "Oh geez, one of my lightbulbs went out in my chandelier." "Hey man, cracks in the brick path."
Ex: "I scored pretty low on this homework assignment." "Don't worry! Just cracks in the brick path."
by Clemmerr January 28, 2024
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crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.
"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."
by Pandy Orter April 15, 2004
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crack-stick

"Casual" associated with being new, noobie, and uninformed in-said subject matter, however people who over-use "casual" in every sentence or every argument - regardless of facts just to insult the intelligence of the recipient.
Crack-stick: Begin(s) to call others casual in a debate on a subject immediately when the argument/debate has started because they are short-minded and can't combat others when challenged in a argument with their own; giving the impression that they themselves are the casual for not thinking of their own facts to mention or actual information to disapprove the argument , thus making them a "crack-stick"

1"Oh you just started playing yesterday? - thats why you suck"
2"No I've been playing since launch.. if anything you're casual here not me"
1"Explain how I'm a casual then?"
2"Shut up casual
by OUTLVW March 27, 2023
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Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.
If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.
by Beanaeb November 21, 2011
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...crack croquet

the drug fuelled family fun game which shinou's play in alaysia
cmon kids lets go for a drug fuelled game of crack croquet
by martyn April 21, 2004
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