J-Hoffed

When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY

I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.

by bncreampie July 16, 2021

J-Meister

The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.

Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'

J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'

Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'

by ayup ayup June 1, 2022

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

alle: j!!

by i6y November 21, 2021

J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.

I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.

by anonymous January 10, 2023

Paul J Gelinas Junior High School

worst school ever
sexist principal
fuck you

it cant be used since its a fucked up school Paul J Gelinas Junior High School

by royal_fuck_up December 4, 2019

the J word

this word is unspoken word the work that shall not be uttered on a weekend the j word (Job)

hey bro I can't wait for this weekend I got a Job

Sshhhhhhh don't say the J word oh no it to late there coming

by waterscore May 19, 2025