Shit Cake

The act of taking a dump then jerking your jizz on top to ice it like a cake.

Big-Red went into the toilet to take a shit, the guests were then escorted into the bathroom to see the lovely shit cake he made.

by Fagabeefy January 16, 2010

Shit in a bowl

To take anything that is delicous to eat on its own or with a regular meal and puting it all together in a pot and cooking it and eating. Can also be used as a base for Shit in a Pan, Shit casserole Or shit soup

i put maple syrup, jam, peanut butter ,ranch, bbq sauce, every spice in the cupboard along with chicken, beef, pork, and bacon and pretty much any other supplies in a bowl and eat it to make shit in a bowl

by srhblazin420 November 16, 2009

Fuck this shit!

screaming, "Fuck this shit!," while taking a massive shit. If you say this then the shit is coming out nonstop and/or if it's diarrhea.

John (while shitting): "Fuck this shit! My asshole is burning up!!"

by theRealistt July 29, 2010

SENIOR SHIT

The senior most person at a job who is stuck on only doing shit work, such as redlines and wall bracing

Nolan has been with the company for almost 6 years, is one of the best people there, but is stuck doing redlines and other shit work. He must be the Senior Shit at the office!

by Jimmy Long September 26, 2006

Keegan That Shit

The act of smoking of a cigarette down to the filter, or the act of violently humping a object until the object is dead or has internal bleeding.

If you don't Keegan That Shit I will put my ball sack into your beard.

by Wowlova4life December 29, 2007

shit stack

The act of two people shitting in the same toilet without flushing. (intended as an insult to the bathroom owner)

Hirsch has been an asshole, let's shit stack his toilet.

by acoustic sean April 11, 2008

Battle Shits

A game where you and a friend, or another person, bombs huge, loud shits in the toilet. The rules are simple...

1. Whoever bombs the loudest shit, out of both of you, sinks your battle shit.

2. Farts are included.

3. The game goes on until one of you bombs the loudest and biggest shit.

4. Have fun and enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of fieces.

Guy Numero Uno: *Bombs a garganutious piece of shit with a little poot at the end*

Guy Numero Dos: Dammit, you sunk my battle shit!

by Nippy August 25, 2005