pooping tom

when you need to poop so bad that it seems your poop is peeping out your butt-hole

Bob: I cant make the 3 o'clock , got a pooping tom situation

by rptl January 27, 2011

poop knuckle

The point to which poop comes up the shaft of the penis after having anal sex with someone who didnt "clear themselves" before hand.

Damnit carl, you forgot again?! This poop knuckle has to be at least four inches...this time your cleaning it.

by BGSC March 4, 2009

blow poop

a blow poop..... is the act of a man recieving oral sex while pooping. Typically on a toilet. The term is a play on words from the classic lolli pop or candy sucker the lolli pop "Blow Pop"

That girl gave me a great blow poop.

by jonny mo December 6, 2007

Poop Claw

The hand you use to wipe your butt, esp. for non-hand washers.

He came out of the bathroom and tried to give me a hug, and I said 'Don't touch me with that filthy Poop Claw!'

by Cubswin60611 November 29, 2010

Poop-ortunity

The moment you find the only gas station or indoor toilet for the next 50 miles and sieze opportunity to poop.

Husband: STOP right there at that filling station!! I need to take this poop-ortunity, I've been prarie doggin for the past 10 miles!

Wife: Cut it off at 30 minutes!... and WHO says 'filling station' anyway?!

by tootymcfruggle March 13, 2009

poop tongue

a common mating call, war cry, battle chant, or just something to yell in the town of Charlevoix, Michigan.

Pronounced poup tongue.

poop tongue!

by KingKanobra February 14, 2012

Poop and shoot

When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.

Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."

by WantsToEatOutSaraChong June 29, 2014