The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012

burning perfect

The desire to be perfect but not having the ability too

Im trying to be burning perfect

by glowing December 12, 2013

Catch perfect

To get the card you need to win. To complete the set of five in poker. Catch perfect.

"Guess what. I got the eight of spades, i win!"
"Damn, what a catch perfect."

by Jean Albæk January 26, 2017

Turd Perfect

As good as things can get for a piece of shit

Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect

by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017

the perfect rodeo

This is a combination of The Perfect Stranger and The Rodeo. Start banging the girl doggy style, then swap out with your buddy, run outside, and when he sees you he calls out her sister’s name to hold on, then you wave at her from outside the window.

Dude, do you want to pull a The Perfect Rodeo on this chick?

by Superjay76 October 26, 2017

nut perfection

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.

Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"

by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017

erection perfection

"when the erection satisfys an interactee. Not necessarily limited to penis"

"I was having a look at what Bob had made, and it was quite simply erection perfection"

by Greedylilshoewhore April 21, 2018