massey park pools

Massey park pools located in Papakura, South Auckland full of snotty kids, pedo adults, and the odd gang member. You will find the odd couple who can’t sit together in their own house, so they come to the pools to make love in the baby pool, and leave used condoms in the changing rooms. They now charge $3 to jump off into the pool, where the Lifegaurds don’t give two shits abt whose got bands or not, because the girls are just tryna get in the pants with one of the regulars. The pools r always getting closed bc parents don’t know how to take their stink arse kids out the water, instead let them shit bricks in all the pools. The workers take their time cleaning this, because instead they suck each other off in the backroom. They got shitty music taste and needa get a life instead of standing there talking shit on their walkie-talkies. Every weekend you will see a fight of some hoodrats ragdolling outside by the stadium, not entertaining they can’t throw one good hit. If you wanna know how to get free bands just go in the bins and find them, then go to a staff member and say that your band feel off and you need a new one, thank me later. Or just try rizz up the lifeguards and they’ll be sure to let you through and also slide their @ in ur phone while they’re at it.

Person 1: “ yo bro wanna head down to massey park pools?”

Person2: “nah g last time I was there I got kicked out for bombing”

Person 1: “ oh f*** man who cares man I’m tryna sasa a girl there”.

by kurahard298 February 28, 2023

Jurassic Park

A code word used by a male specimen to indicate that he in fact has an erection.

Girl: What is that bulge coming from your pants?

Guy: JURASSIC PARK

by Shape Expert July 5, 2017

Park ina

A strict mom probably or else your mom

Park ina? More like park ina

by anonymous November 5, 2021

Ben parks

Loves ducks, most say he is the duck king if the world end just know it was him and his ducks

hey that guy ben parks

yea i'm scared of the ducks thoe

by jack sparrow fish February 16, 2022

Parked

Something boring or slow

It's not even Lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

by Yankee w/ no Yankee March 25, 2024

cowboy parked

parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.

He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.

by big bear941 April 12, 2014

Rotary Park

Rotary Park is safe after dark
Neighbors off porches, the playground is stark
Wine stained a vacant old basketball court
Dwellings surround a municipal fort
Don't mind the stories of triumphs and glories
Rotary Park is the jam after dark

Man: Rotary Park-
Joe Hawley: Cool, a song idea.

by ColdsteelpotOFCL May 23, 2024