Whedon's Law

The more vocal a man is about being a feminist, the more likely he is compensating for being a sexual predator

Pretty sure that dude in the #MeToo teeshirt invokes Whedon's Law

by Count Spicula September 9, 2023

granddaughter-in-law

Grandchild's wife.

My granddaughter-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Law of Beil

A series of laws from the book of Beil among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.

"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery,
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil

"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil

"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1

"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13

by ChevelleINC1213 May 3, 2006

Gang law

Back in the early 2000s when America has legalized gangs
In the USA someone has to at least be 21 before joining one
With this law
Their 3 ways how the game law will work
Crime option : new commit crime to join the gang
Betrayed option : that's when the gang members kick your ass bro
Love option : you get a gang rape

Have you heard about that stupid Law they made called the gang law?

by 459395 February 19, 2022

The first law of the Circle of life

this law states that all fighting is push to the same sex to protect the way of life of all humansapians /humanoids races throughout the entire universe and earth . because opposite sex needs to mate and have babies to continue life on earth for every next generation there after. and same sex genders can't have babies or sex together. so those people who really love to fight...keep it to the same sex because you provoke so many people to fighting for you so it don't end all life on every world and piss off ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL who created it all and make all his precious work to go to waste and make an everlasting divine punishment that won't ever cease.

the first law of the circle of life must always be upheld regardless of your feelings being superior to the opposite sex. it's not a rivalry it's a team. i have spoken this judgement, if you do not uphold it and abide it. don't cry to my or my FATHER GOD to fix things that you can't ever fix and always will regret.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

Kendricks Law

Kendricks Law states that those who are deeply connected with the arts of adult content and Rule34 have the unique ability to predict what content the Rule34 artists are going to produce before said content is produced. In other words they are so in touch with adult content they can see or glimpse into the future of the world of Rule34.

This law was named after the great man Kendrick unveiled to us his methods and showed us how he reached enlightenment.

You see Mike over there, he is affected by Kendricks Law. He knows what is coming next in the world of Rule34

by Trampolone April 14, 2021

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024