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Huntrod's Law

coined by the philosopher, Patrick Huntrods, the law states that any headline containing the word "woke" can be summarily dismissed as racist propaganda.
Did you see the headline, "What will it take to get the woke folks to 'jump the shark'?" Man, I totally invoked Huntrod's Law.
by Lenin23 October 21, 2021
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lawful neutral

When they say ya do it but they realy mean no don't that is lawful neutral
by Datttt guuuuy October 28, 2021
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Larry's Law

All internet discussions regarding video cards or GPUs, given enough time, will decay into a discussion regarding digital currency mining.

Term comes from the user VirtualLarry at the Anandtech GPU forums, and ardent defender of mining digital currency using GPUs. GPU topics involving VirtualLarry would all invariably invite or devolve into discussions about digital currency mining.
"I know this topic is about the performance of the 6600XT, but I have to say that given the cards are out of stock due to miners buying them all up..."

"Ah man, this topic got Larry's Lawed!"
by GodisanAtheist September 7, 2021
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O’Brien’s Law

You think Murphy’s Law runs strong on your bad days; my cousin’s bad luck runs on O’Brien’s Law. His bad luck runs so deep it makes Murphy look like an optimist!
by ctjstr September 8, 2021
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-5th Law

As stated According to very serious Calculations that 2+2=7 U must go to Hoco/Prom with said White boy/girl
“Bro it’s ok I’m just gonna follow the -5th Law”
by Swiggle giggle September 9, 2021
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Justin’s Law

A law which suggests that the accused is a noob and moustache lady. In certain contexts it also refers to being a olo licker.

Named after the biggest olo licker noob moustache lady Justin.
Person 1: hey lad, do you follow Justin’s Law?
by BR0TH3Rlikesshite September 11, 2021
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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
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