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Beans refers to a SPECIFIC person who is always being the cutest potato ever. Usually with sass and attitude.
"Omg, is that her right there? The grumpy looking couch potato over there?"
"Yep, thats my beans"
by Umreeca April 18, 2022
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Bean

Someone who is characteristically cute, pure or innocent or even a childlike like person. Someone who makes few genuine mistakes that harm others and if so regrets them deeply.
"hey did you hear? Sarah started crying because she accidentally elbowed Lucy and felt really bad about it."
"Oh my god she's such a bean."

"Your cat is such a bean he fell asleep on the pillow next to my head"
by Denimbluemitski January 14, 2017
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The BEAN (Chicago)

This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.

Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.

The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.

Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
The Bean (Chicago) is a structure that has been around for centuries, its true purpose is unknown
by Garads July 9, 2024
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BEAN

Adjective:// synonym for ‘space cadet’/to describe someone who is somewhat spaced out/ not mentally coherent in conversation
Paul-“On a scale of one to bean how stoned are you

Hunter-“ MR Bean
by Ringbone9 March 16, 2020
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Jell Jell Bean

My buddy Eric’s dog

(in reference to anything regarding Eric’s dog that happened at one of Eric’s parties)
My buddy Eric’s dog Jell Jell Bean tragically passed away. Thats why he’s melting three pounds of pink starburts in an airfryer.
by Syrupfreak October 27, 2022
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bean birther

A fart or shit, so massive, that your friends in the Discord can hear it like an earthquake.
Bro, I could hear that fucking bean birther from a mile away
by ArchieUwU September 8, 2023
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Beans

She made me beans wtf
beans
by vdkgewkgo May 19, 2021
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