A straight man your girlfriend describes as "gay" in order to make you less suspicious.
More often this "gay friend" is one of her orbiters or one of her secret fuck buddys she can date in broad light without having to worry about you being jealous.
More often this "gay friend" is one of her orbiters or one of her secret fuck buddys she can date in broad light without having to worry about you being jealous.
Veselina: Babe tonight I'm going out have dinner with my "gay friend" so I can't see you.
James: oh I see, can I come with you?
Veselina: no James, I don't feel ready to introduce you to my friends.
James: oh I see, can I come with you?
Veselina: no James, I don't feel ready to introduce you to my friends.
by Wisedude999 March 2, 2019
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