A desease that plauges the ages between 5-11. If you have this at a higher age, go get fucking help, you twat.
Kid: I LOVE FORTNITE, WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME????!??!??!1/11/?!!1
Dude: Sure, I guess.
34 Year Old Man: CAN U PLEY FARTNEIGHT WITH MEEEEEE?!?!??1/1??!?!?
Dude: W- What the fuck? STOP TRYING TO SEE MY TESTICLES YOU RETARD!
Dude: Sure, I guess.
34 Year Old Man: CAN U PLEY FARTNEIGHT WITH MEEEEEE?!?!??1/1??!?!?
Dude: W- What the fuck? STOP TRYING TO SEE MY TESTICLES YOU RETARD!
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A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf
A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf
OG: My boy, you wanna whip it on assetto corsa? I Know a good No assist/ No Hesi server with good physics, traffic and policing mods...
Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*
OG: ?
Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!
OG: Boy that's car fortnite
Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*
OG: ?
Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!
OG: Boy that's car fortnite
by 30 YEAR OLD BOOMER November 22, 2022
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Fortussy is a fortnite skin with its vagina blowing in the wind
A Fortnite skin can have a fortussy or a level 10 gyat from ohio
Fortussy is a fortnite skin with its vagina blowing in the wind
A Fortnite skin can have a fortussy or a level 10 gyat from ohio
by I love fortussy February 22, 2024
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"My mom is calling me to take a shower."
Words used by Fortnite Kids: Trash, Dogwater, Cracked, Minis, Bigpot, ETC
"My mom is calling me to take a shower."
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"He plays fortnite" - Girl 2
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